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Kiwipsum

Sup bro! Good as gold, this bung tiki tour is as kiwi as as a choice hokey pokey. Mean while, in the sleepout, Helen Clarke and Fred Dagg were up to no good with a bunch of hard yakka jelly tip icecreams. The chocka full force of his cooking up a feed was on par with Jonah Lomu’s thermo-nuclear lamington. Put the jug on will you bro, all these rip-off sheeps can wait till later. The first prize for chundering goes to… The Hungery Caterpilar and his dodgy fella, what a manus. Bro, cookie times are really cracker good with pearler quater-acre patches, aye. You have no idea how wicked our beached as pikelets were aye. Every time I see those buzzy whanaus it’s like Lake Taupo all over again aye, not even au.

Anyway, Bazza is just Spot, the Telecom dog in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start burning my Vogel’s with the giant weka, mate. After the native vegetable is flogged, you add all the naff Longest Drinks in Town to the chilly bin you’ve got yourself a meal. Technology has allowed carked it chicks to participate in the global conversation of same same but different kiwis. The next Generation of rough as guts sad guys have already munted over at the tinny house. Chur bro, that’s a barry. What’s the hurry Rangi? There’s plenty of pinapple lumps in Shortland Street. Pack n’ Save holds the most beautiful community in the country.. Cardigan Bay was munting when the rip-off skiving off event occured. Take the piss, this tip-top kai moana is as pretty suss as a snarky cuzzie.

Mean while, in the bushes, some uni student and the Armed Offenders Squad were up to no good with a bunch of sweet as L&Ps. The heaps good force of his rooting was on par with Manus Morissette’s shithouse length of number 8 wire. Put the jug on will you bro, all these stoked Monopoly, the New Zealand version with Queen Street and stuffs can wait till later. The first prize for boiling-up goes to… Sir Edmond Hillary and his hard case Bell Bird, what a ankle biter. Bro, pavlovas are really chronic good with hammered stubbies, aye. You have no idea how primo our mean as marmite shortages were aye. Every time I see those cool twink sticks it’s like the sausage sizzle all over again aye, you’re not in Guatemala now. Anyway, Mrs Falani is just Jim Hickey in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start whinging with the can of Watties Baked Beans, mate. After the Jafa is skived off, you add all the random onion dips to the mate you’ve got yourself a meal.

Technology has allowed bloody holdens to participate in the global conversation of beaut chocolate fishes. The next Generation of nuclear-free hotties have already jumped the ditch over at the beach. What’s the hurry Lomu? There’s plenty of troties in that one episode of Tux Wonder Dogs, you know the one bro. The dairy holds the most paru community in the country.. Maui was making scones when the fully sick preparing the hungi event occured. Bugger, this good as hongi is as outrageously awesome as a sweet as. I was just at home having some dots….. Mean while, in West Auckland, Mr Whippy and John Key were up to no good with a bunch of stuffed kais. The stink force of his rooting was on par with a Taniwha’s mint gumboot.

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